Country Dictionary

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

Code for gay sex in a tropical location.

Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.

Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.

Sione is a coconut

n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside

Jenny is a coconut

a sex movement when the girl is riding the dick and she spells out coconut with her hips.

“Babe do the coconut uno that makes me buss fass” 🤩

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"