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Coleslaw

A side dish or accompaniment to a main dish that is often available in fast food restaurants and other non formal food eateries. It consists of various thinly sliced vegetables such as cabbage and carrot, covered in a mayonnaise. This is where the problem lies with the mayonnaise making it the perfect hiding place for an angry waiters semen.

My coleslaw tastes salty, I reckon he jaffed in it.

by Jaudit July 16, 2009

Coleslaw

Alternative adjective for 'cool', originating from the first syllable of coleslaw's similarity in sound with the word 'cool'. To be used to describe something in a positive manner.

"I had a brilliant time at that party on Friday." "Yeah man, it was totally coleslaw!" "I think that girl's a bit weird, she has an obsession with mayo-related side dishes." "Nah, I think she's coleslaw."

by Carborundorum July 19, 2009

Coleslaw

The third party in an extramarital affair. Often referred to as pheasant. One that will boldly call the wife and discuss her sexual escapades with a married man. Then intentionally get pregnant by the married man in order to try and trap him.

Coleslaw really went live in order to tell this woman that her husband just left her house. She really intends to destroy his family with no regard for their 4 children.

by truthfullyyours March 27, 2021

Coleslaw

Something or some one already widely regarded as not as great as something or someone else (ex: the protein on a plate of food) but even more overlooked than its right to be labeled as mediocre (ex: macoroni, mashed potatoes, broccoli, etc.) Most likely immediately dismissed, disregarded, of disposed from any topic of conversation, never to be spoken of again, unless it (the subject) is involved in a conversation involving people or things of equal or lesser value (ex: chitterlings, boiled gizzards, Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern, etc.)

Guy 1: you heard that Desiigner freestyle? Guy 2: Yes... That boy is coleslaw. Looking back on the movie Space Jam, I don't see how I liked it. Straight coleslaw Steph was cole slaw in the Finals. (Also can use "slaw" for short) (Ankle breaking cross over and jumpshot in defenders face) Offensive player: somebody else guard me... This boy slaw.

by YourFriendlySlangSupplyer July 08, 2016

Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw

Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.

by Smxz March 26, 2019

Coleslaw

One of the most nastiest shit I put in my mouth

Friend: Hey I got some catfish and some coleslaw you want some. Me: Who the fuck likes coleslaw?

Coleslaw

Sex on the side

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.

by mamma12 March 31, 2009