A fork of Rural Dictionary
short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.
EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?" Zack- "of course not" EX 2) (silence) Brandon- "COND!" Group- " hahahahahha!"
The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
the funnest ipod app ever. directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate" guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast." girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib." girl2: "Sorry." click
Full length - condescending mosher Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment. This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc) Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.
Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say! Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point. Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"