A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.
Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Cun-few-she-us Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.
"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"
Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear. This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K, As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"
"I am Confucious"
A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.
"I have been training confuciously."