A fork of Rural Dictionary
That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.
Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite
John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded Clam(my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
"I want you in my cooch!"
The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.
She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.
That very special place on a woman that men spend their lives striving to visit over and over and over again.
After a very sandy volleyball game, Mary Beth rushed home to clean her cooch, in the event that a gentleman caller would be visiting that area in the evening.
Special spot.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I lick that cooch to the nooch! Snoogans!