A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief. 2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"
The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.
" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "
Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.
Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window. Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun" You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit." Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."
Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!
Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him
When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.
How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?
The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.
You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.
Anil Anne has a covered wagon.