A fork of Rural Dictionary
a whore with Crabs. can be a male or female.
wow! Jens Such a Crab Shack Holy Jeaues i went to blow paul and i found out he was a Crab Shack
The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.
Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began. Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess
the place you go when you have no life.
i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.
When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it? Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.
Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.
The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.
Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.
“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”