A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.
Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.
believing racism against whites is real, usually believed by racist white kids (usually cisgender-heterosexual)
April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist
A dumb ass blonde girl who sucks dirty cock
"Here's crackerbarrel again that dumb bitch"