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crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.

Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!

crackship

A relationship between two characters from different fandoms (tv shows, films, books etc), that is impossible to achieve.

Stefan Salvatore and Effy Stonem is my favorite crackship.

crackship

Ships between two characters who have barely interacted.
They're called crackships because the people who make them are on tons of crack.

Person A: "I ship CHARACTER A and CHARACTER B."
Person B: "That's more of a crackship than a real ship, but ok."

Crackship

A friendship or relationship formed between crackheads soley because cracks attract, and enjoy doing cracktivities together.

“Did you hear that Becky and jimmy are a thing now?!” “Yeah, it’s just a crackship”

“Dude did you knowJulio and Holly have formed a crackship?” “Yeah man I saw that coming crackheads unite.”

Crackshipping

Shipping which goes beyond any logical view or standpoint and will (most definitely) never become canon due to a multitude of reasons like e.g two characters being in different universes or never interacting in canon.

Person A: "Did you know, Sonic the Hedgehog x Arthur Shelby is a thing?"
Person B: "more like crackshipping but k"

Crackship

Tomodachi Life terminology
Very weird romantic relationship that happens on a Tomodachi Life island

Hey uh, dude, your in a crackship with Rick astley in my Tomodachi Life island