Country Dictionary

A nickname for someone who is named craig. is humorous to everyone but the victim

"Hello Crag how's it going?"

1.) A Big fucking rock.

Woah, that's a crag.

a dangerous street gang located mainly in mahwah with other members from surrounding areas. our members consist of mysteries and non-mysteries and brown kids. members hit up the pali mall, chill with some stoagies, steal road cones, drink, look death in the eye and laugh, record songs, hit up local parks, car tag, dunkin donuts, drive the crag cars around, laser crag, run their own chants at football games and are badasses... crag picks on the small and weak and are always victorious. through the crag family, crag will take over the world and you will do nothing

Crag for life bitches

Abbreviation for "cunt rag." Denotes a female who has an obvious fake tan, bleaches her hair, spends an obscene amount of money on clothes and other superficial goods, watches "Sex in the City," idolizes Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and/or listens to pop rock or pop music in general. Hates to read.

So this crag walks in to work today and orders a non-fat sugar-free vanilla latte with extra skim no fat extra no whip no whip latte decaf sugar no sugar latte. I hate bitches like that.

Someone who is unbelievably unappealing in every way possible. A douchebag, twat, asshole, fuckwad, nasty ass, grody, busted, piece of shit. Variations include Mega Crag, Aggro Crag, and Super Aggro Crag.

What a fucking waste of life crag. He deserves a glowing piece of the fucking Aggro Crag.

A large sort of crusted over snot you pick out of your nose. Usually takes a few hairs with it on the way out.

I couldn't breathe too well, so I picked the giant crag out and flicked it at the dog.

Running in the dark and then face planting in to an object i.e a bed.

'Doing a Crag' = run in to a dark room drunk and run head first in to a bed.... CRAG