A fork of Rural Dictionary
Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.
"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"
"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"
"Shit- that sucks"
When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.
“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”
A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed
My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me
A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind
A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.
Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.