A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.
Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn
Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me. Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw? Smashley: Spitters are quitters.
annoys me!
It just creams my corn! It really annoys me! Bothers me!
When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)
Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn
You enjoy something so much that you feel like you could jizz your pants.
*watches a satisfactory video* You: Uhh, that really creams my corn!
another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...
Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!" Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."