A fork of Rural Dictionary
when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.
"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."
Two scoops of ice cream, in the bowl, in the microwave, make it steamy, then two creamy ice cream scoops on top of that, floating in that.
Just make me a Steamy Creamy, that's all I needy needy. Pleasy pleasy?
Farting on fresh ejaculate, in which the heat from the fart causes the ejaculate to steam
Man, that steamy creamy really stinks!
May I please have a steamy creamy?
sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."
Doo Doo. Freshly laid. So fresh that its hot, mushy, and a little steam rises off of it.
The girl's bathroom reeks! Becca must have laid some hot and creamy, fresh and steamy.
Where a man shits and cums in a cup then mixes it and drinks it.