Country Dictionary

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Crispy As Fuck

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?" Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 04, 2009

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.

Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

by y33tgodmcneckass December 18, 2019

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 29, 2021