A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean
Cristopher likes 2D men and simps for them
a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.* *From America:The Book
In nineteen-hundred eighty-two, Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
a statpadder who discovers unknown countries every international break. also a 6 time dubai d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions league winner with penited and vardrid. is known to disappear in big matches.
Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.
Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good
Cristopher Ortiz bruh what are you doing stop yourself
It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.
"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.