A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when in a situation that is not favorable. See also: crummy
"This traffic is crumby!"
"enuff Z'nuff"
The cotton sediment that aggregates in a mans buttcrack from the grinding action of his ass against boxers throughout the day.
After wearing the same pair of boxers for three days straight, I pulled a lump of crumbis from my ass big enough to qualify as a living creature.
(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed
"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"
"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."
A person with bad genetics. Usually has eczema or something wrong with their teeth. They always look tired.
Troy: Hey, it’s bad genetics.
Kaden: No Troy, That’s Nate Crumby
Troy: What’s the difference?