A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!
1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.
2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.
2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper