A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you drive around the country side drinkin and drivin because you have no where to chill and drink legaly.
All the females in brazzle dazzle go country cruzin because they are 16 but still do-able.
Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.
I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.
Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket? Santa Cruzin'
Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket? Santa Cruzin'
The act of intentionally pissing you own pants because you like the warm feeling when it dribbles down your leg. Named after Senator Ted Cruz due to his affinity to pissing his own pants to feel the warmth dribbling down his cold reptilian body
I've got my double big gulp so I can keep Cruzin' all night long