A fork of Rural Dictionary
Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
Masturbating and crying and the same time.
"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,
Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming
crying while one is masturbating
When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.