A fork of Rural Dictionary
A New Orleans inspired dish that is infused with cum and served to pompous Yelp food critics. The term is inspired by South Park and their episode about Yelp food critics who think they deserve to have their asses kissed.
Server: That douche at table 3 bragged about being a food critic on Yelp and he ordered the jumbalaya. He demanded special treatment!
Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.
A mixture of cum and vaginal fluid that a man consumes when he ejaculates into a woman's vagina and then immediately eats her out.
Joe enjoys a healthy serving of cumbalaya from Jane's sweet pussy.
When you put Siracha in your used condom so the girl can't still your DNA.
If you gonna hit that Golddigger, you better leave her a Hot Cumbalaya!
Making soup or stew (preferably jambalaya),masturbating into it, and feeding it to one or more people.
"I saved up my cum for a month in a mayonnaise jar , Cooked up a big pot of cumbalaya, and fed it to the neighbors last night.