A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of grabbing a man's cum mid-air. Can only be done after a cumshot.
"What the fuck dude quit cumping me and let me jizz in your mouth!"
To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.
Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip. Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs. To make: - 2 necrophiliacs - 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted) - wet wipes - a coin Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
To use spicy memes to stay relevent
A lot of youtubers are cumping these days
The act of pooping out cum post anal sex. The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.
Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping. “Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”