A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.
"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"
apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends
me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit
Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.
"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"