A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.
"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"
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Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...
Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
A highly annoying or rude person.
Shut the fuck up you fucking cuntbucket.
charecteristical name from one of the species commonly found in the nastiest bars, dressed "to kill" LITERALLY in her best of 80's motif accompanied with poofy hair hanging on anyone from 5-95 years old often used by drunk belligerant men to retain sperm in a bucket like way in their femalian genitalia hence referred to as cunt bucket.
Dude she's a whore BAD...she's like a cuntbucket, she's had more guys than christina aguilera!
vulgarly or seductively excessive
Dressed in the trashiest of drag outfits, makeup slathered on, hitting randomly on anyone