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Someone, usually a woman, who goes out of her way to be an obnoxious, annoying, condescending bitch to the point that she needs to jump on the bandwagon, aka the "cuntwagon." Or, someone who is a wagon full of nasty pathetic cunts.

"Rachel is such a stupid, two-faced bitch."
"Nah..she's nothing but a dirty cuntwagon."

1. A vehicle owned or driven by a Cunt; See Cunt
Therefore a Cunt's usual form of transportation.

2. A moving vehicle filled with cunts.

3. A car full of cunts; see Cunt

4. A small pretentious Hybrid vehicle; Usually decorated with unbelievably contradicting and or socially associating bumper stickers, which are usually added to the Cuntwagon purposely to affirm ones cuntiness.

Hey look at that fucking cuntwagon, filled those bitches that think they are hot shit.

1: A word with no meaning, but often used to curse

2: A wagon full of cunt?

Shitfucking cuntwagon

That bitches car is a cuntwagon

An amount that is greater than a fuckton.

You: How much of that did you smoke?
Me: The whole freakin bag, it was a cuntwagon.

Someone who is such a cunt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of cunts. (people who are cunts)

Gosh, Karen, you're such a cuntwagon!

A vagina that is frequently used because men get on and off said cunt wagon as if it was public transportation.

It can seat three couples.

This cunt wagon has room for six.

The bandwagon of those who are plumping whoo, whatta word choice! for a female president. Hillary Dillary Dock, the President don't have a cock!

"OK, Senator Kennedy, wanna get on the cuntwagon and endorse Hillary?"