A fork of Rural Dictionary
These DANs in math class are hindering me from learning and they must be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
noun. what you call a dumb black person. D: dumb A: ass N: nigger. Stupid african american.
1. your such a D.A.N. 2. whats up dan? 3. dont talk your a dan
Stands for Dick Around Nap. It is when you take a nap on the couch, with the lights on, T.V. on, etc... Instead of going to your room and taking a real nap in your bed.
I walked into my house during the day and saw my brother laying on the couch with the T.V. on, so I asked him what he was doing. He replied "I am taking a NAP". I replied with " Why are you dicking around? Why don't you turn the TV off, go to your room, turn the lights off, get into bed, and take a REAL nap....instead of a fucking D.A.N.
D.A.N.- AKA- Dumb Ass Neeley- A fat wookie looking scum bag mother fucker, who owes anyone and everyone they come in contact with one or most likely all of the following items. weed, drugs, money, money, money, beer, rocks, Panic tickets or any other item they can "barrow" and never return.
Not all hippies are D.A.N. S just the dirty ones & those who follow Wide Spread Panic for weeks on end.
dumb ass nigger, this way white people can call each other that w\out black people getting offended
DUDE1:"look at that d.a.n. over there" DUDE2:"ya what a d.a.n."