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national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.

it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!

Destroy Dick December The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!

Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!” Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.” Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”

The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.

Her birthday is in December.

December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time

Person 1: hey why are you hugging me? Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want

Dramaless December is the month that all ladies have to set aside the beef and let it burn. It's the month where no drama is to be started and no drama is to come back from the past. Let's see if you can make it.

*November 31* Girl 1: talking about me behind my back that's pretty low Girl 2: says someone who is low *December 1* Girl 2 * death stares girl 1* Girl 2: you want to go Girl 1: sorry it's dramaless December see you in January

The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

v, from olde english, to give a cold shoulder, to blow off, to disregard, to isolate, bonus points for doing it in the month of December

Prevent silence and say you're my everything too. Until then, I'm decembering you.