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Death Grip Syndrome is the excessive use of the hand in male masturbation leading to decreased sensitivity during real sex. It is a curable, non-permanent condition that requires the cessation of hand masturbation. This will lead to more pleasurable sex. It will take some time to become used to the sensations of actual sex ranging from one week to a whole month.

John was a virgin until his wedding night, but his DGS prevented him from fully enjoying his first time. But John was able to enjoy sex more thoroughly after he stopped masturbating for a while.

Matt Dolina "Dick Game Strong"

Matt Dolina was banging me in the ass and his DGS was so strong I exploded everywhere.

Short for "don't get smart" similar to "don't be a smart-ass"

John: I was out sooo late last night. Peter: Wow, you're sooo cool, I wish i was like you..." (sarcasm) John: DGS bro.

Dartford Grammar School, in Kent. DON'T even THINK about going there. I can give you ten reasons to go to Gravesend Grammar School instead, I've been to both after all. Fo' sho'.

Go to DGS and you'll regret it. Guaranteed!

"Don't Give a Shit" syndrome. Characterized by a complete lack of interest in putting any effort forward. Similiar to CRS.

Ever since Roy was diagnosed with DGS, he's been quite a loaf.

Dartford Grammar School - more commonly reffered to as DGS - is a school for young men to learn the art or being fuckbois and dickheads. The few students who do not learn this art tend to be more successful academically but less successful relationship wise. To do a "dgs" is to ignore or generally be a dick to someone.

(Person 1) Hey, how'd that date go with George (Person 2) he did a dgs and stood me up! (Person 1) Omg no way

Director of graduate studies

"Man, my DGS is being helpful, but I think I'm still failing out"