A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles." "When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!" "I'd love to be a DILDO."
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
The ladies answer to MILF. DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!