A fork of Rural Dictionary
dick in mouth syndrome - when you cant understand somebody because they're mumbling
"kfkhitusdaina" what was that i cant understand you because you have DIMS
DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.
Mum: 'Have you done your homework?' Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'
Dick In Mouth Syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you've preformed oral sex on, but are not in a relationship with. Can also refer to a one night stand, someone you've had sex with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. Can be used by either men or women.
When we were at the bar, we ran into someone you've given oral sex and my friend asked me, "what was that about?" and I said "DIMS" and she said, "Ohhh"
Drunk In Morning Syndrome. When you wake up after a night of drinking and still feel intoxicated.
I'm a little DIMS so I probably shouldn't drive.
when you smoke a lotta weed and get really really high
me: i just smoked like 9 bowls out of my 2 foot piece and got so dimmed that i decided to post the word on here you: i gonna give this a thumbs up