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a waste of space who will use your friendship to a personal gain, who then proceeds to talk about you to everyone and blocks you on social media.
1. What a dirk... 2. Dirk a dirk 3. How can you let someone dirk you like that.
A well put together guy, who can protect and look after people he cares about. Dirks can be immature sometimes, but know how to crack a joke at the best time. They’ll make jokes when you’re upset to cheer you up, and when they’re trying to help you feel better they’ll succeed. He looks after people he cared about, and trusts a certain few with his secrets. Dirks are the most upbeat you’ll ever see, unless they’re tired. If you befriend a Dirk, you’re the luckiest person alive.
Person 1: “Did you hear what Dirk said in class today?” Person 2: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing at it!”
To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on. Liam: He just got dirked!
A small half-pea sized dab of THC concentrate.
Anthony took a dirk sized dab before school and was baked all day.
To Dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like Dirk Nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of Game 6.
Dude this party is getting really boring, let's just Dirk.
Dirk is that one guy who smokes a lot and hasn't gotten cancer. He is sometimes a funny guy but can get real emotional sometimes.
Eric: Yo bro, Dirk is like a name of someone in a Motorcycle Club. Devin: I know, right?