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When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...
I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…
This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.
A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*
I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...
What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol
Ur dad- leaves