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Danimals

The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.

Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals." Nigga 2: "Shutup."

by OriginJM October 28, 2007

Danimals

A brand of yogurt. Aimed for younger children demographically. Delicious.

YUMMY DANIMALS!

by Me_yesme July 22, 2010

Danimals

The name that fans of Danny Noriega use for their fan base

OMG OMG OMG!!! There's that spicy Danny Noriega. I am SUCH a danimal!! Those crazy danimals!

by dannynoriegafan<3 March 16, 2008

Danimals

A term that fans of American Idol Season 7 contestant Danny Noriega use to call themselves.

All the Danimals should vote for Danny on the Idol poll!

by bea_xo March 12, 2008

Danimal

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.

Girl 1: "How was your night last night?" Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."

by D:D May 01, 2006

Danimal

Dan·i·mal Dan-uh-muhl –noun 1. Any male named "Dan" with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.

The night really sucked until Danimal showed up!

by budlightlime March 12, 2010

Danimal

One who is vastly superior to all others in terms of golf, academics, and the social scene. A Danimal typically pulls off spectacularily clutch shots when needed and responds with ferocious roars. Danimals are animals in all aspects of life, and are bound for success.

Jack: "Yo dude Danny just had to chip in to force extra holes, and he made it" Teddy: "I know man he's so ferocious and clutch. He's just a monster out on CCR. What a Danimal" Chris: "He certainly has a salsbury future ahead of him."

by swellsbury69 October 13, 2011