A fork of Rural Dictionary
No ones dick can get any bigger than this honestly! A romantic Greek god in the morning and a sex god at night. He will pleasure all your holes with the size of his penis. His hands will drive you crazy, until the point were it looks like an exorcism! His flawless skin complexion and his godly looks and physique will leave any girl rendered speechless. Any girl with a friend named Daniy, should get in before its too late ;)
I need a Daniy in my life so he can fulfil my dreams.
An awesome person, usually a little negative but all around good hearted woman, who likes orange juice.
A danii is one of the worst things to walk the earth. They always lie and they never make the effort, leading to most people thinking of them as some kind of grimy creature. They most like beds filled with candles so love making feels better. They can also give birth, but only with God. They will often steal your money if you turn your back, as this is how they fund their powerful Mars bar Addiction.
Dude, a danii just stole my curly wurly and is trading it for a mars bar!
bisexual to double ones chances as she falls in love with a tramp.
weighs over 20stone with an obsessive eating disorder and once ate her cats RUNNY shit.. yummy
loves a girl named jess.. :)
"woah that girls a danii"
"i kno, i shagged her boyfriend in a box"