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The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.

Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh

Pope of the Chatholic Church of Deacon and a high trained assassin and steals water bottles for a living. Sharted when he found the love of his life Connor and they had a son Gaige after he got run over by a car by Connor

Deacon is the loml

A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.

The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.

When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened

Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!

The most handsome boy/man in the world ! Always gets the best girls

Wow I wish I was Deaconso girlfriend

The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...

Deacon isn't a DICK

The world's best boy ! So amazing and very independent ! Always catches the beautiful girls

Wow deacons got an amazing girlfriend wish that was me !