Country Dictionary

Slang for great and amazing.

Person 1: Hey, look at this.

Person 2: Damn! That is dead bird

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.

Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.

One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.

"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."

An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.

"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.

Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"