A fork of Rural Dictionary
The perfect response or comeback to any statement. This simple word can be used as a comeback or simply just to disagree with someone. Perfect for any situation and also to stop people in their tracts and to shut them up. It also can be used in place of false. I'm not saying i invented the word but I'm spreading it
Chris: That girl is pretty hot
Marco: Debatable!
Anonymous female: Hey I'm pregnant and its yours
Marco: DEBATABLE!
The gentleman's way of saying 'Bullshit'.
Gentleman one: "I say, my good man, that Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is by far one of the most prodigious and exceptional motion pictures to grace the silver screen, don't you know!"
Gentleman two: "Debatable."
When you have no appropriate response to an arguement and feel like being a ten year old. Can be used in the place of "You mad bro?"
Jake: man you are so fucking bad at Cod
Christian:DEBATABLE!
To remove the wings from a bat causing it to transform into an actual mouse. Once debat'ed a bat turned mouse (aka bat-born mouse) cannot be rebat'ed, as sufficient technology does not yet exist to perform this complex biologic process. However, a native mouse (mouse-born mouse) may be bat'ed in the right laboratory setting. Under stringent lab conditions found in only several labs in the world (most notably Lucerne, Switzerland) a mouse can be fitted with genetically engineered wings grown from tissue culture using advanced cloning technology. Fitting a mouse with these wings (bat'ing) causes the mouse to become a bat.
A notable distinction in the process of debat'ing occurs if a bat that is debat'ed was in fact a vampire. Under these conditions, a vampire bat that is debat'ed becomes a human being. A human being fitted with wings, on the other hand, does not become a vampire, rather, said individual would become Icarus.
Dude, where did you get that cool-looking mouse?
I caught a bat that was flying around our attic and debat'ed it.
The act of debating while intoxicated.
After sitting around for hours drinking more than a few beers, my brother-in-law and I got into a debation as to whether sun dials were still accurate.