Country Dictionary

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decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 01, 2006

decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.

I need to get some decompression in my spa.

by Kuehlstein January 03, 2018

vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

by big pick 20 May 07, 2007

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 March 22, 2018

explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003

explosive decompression

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

by Don Wong October 27, 2003