A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.
You: Something came in the mail today. Friend: What? You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM
1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call. 2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots
Person 1) do you like imagine dragons Person 2) Ya Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!! Person 2) *facepalm* idiot Person 1) HA GOT EEM
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution. "Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk." "Is that all, sir.." "Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again." "The what??" "The deez..." "DEEZ???" "DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!" The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!" Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car... "Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?" "Deez?????" "DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!" (Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
What came in the mail today.
Person 1: "something came in the mail today." Person 2: "what?" Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1: T: Primi was that the doorbell? P: I dont know, go check nigga! P: Who was it? T: Deez Nuts! Example 2: T: Oh Shit! Did you see that? P: What? T: Deez Nuts! P: pendejo. Example 3: T: Did you hear what happened today? P: Lemme guess: deez nuts? T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts" P: You said it first. T: Tell it to the judge homo.