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Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”
Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.
Girl:"Dylan Dennison is a great guy!" Girl: "I heard he was an even better boyfriend."
The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!
Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 4 parts Buttershots, 3 parts Ketel One Vodka, and 1 part Hershey's syrup. Cold Serve: Mix in shaker with ice. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream. Hot Serve: Heat to 100+ deg Fahrenheit. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream.
I drank so many Bobby Dennisons last night... I danced my face off! Oh my Gaga!
A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.
Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!
A Taylor swift, Rahul loving being. Never studies for her tests and longs for Rahul. Rahul calls her like the moon calls the Mako mermaids. Rahul and Dennison are destined to live happily ever after. When Dennison says "fr" she transforms into a imposter.
Oh there is a Dennison, how sus