A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.
Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes
a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails
That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza
Don’t make any rash decisions
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash
Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.