A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
She can get the Dern all night long.
A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.
Jesus H Christ, please kill me. I think I saw a Dern.
A harsher method of referring to someone (or something) that frequently exhibits characteristics commonly seen as extremely "drenny," also referred to as "extremely nerdy" or any extreme adjectives of a similar nature. Dren is commonly used as a less abrasive variation.
Note: Dern came into use by means of a misspelling of the original phrase, "dern." Since then it has become a harsher word and should be used only when circumstances do in fact warrant it.
"The name's Bond. Covalent Bond."
"You are such a dern!"
Darn it, commonly and most famously used by the janitor of Planet Express: Scruffy.
Hermes:"We are no longer giving out complimentary pornographic magazines in the lounge."
Scruffy:"Dern it."