A fork of Rural Dictionary
Darn it, commonly and most famously used by the janitor of Planet Express: Scruffy.
Hermes:"We are no longer giving out complimentary pornographic magazines in the lounge."
Scruffy:"Dern it."
A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
She can get the Dern all night long.
cocain, blow, snort, butta, candy.
"I bought some derns in the club and it made me shit my pants."
A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.
Jesus H Christ, please kill me. I think I saw a Dern.