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Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear

Damn he likes dick farts

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf). NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.

"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease." "Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."