A fork of Rural Dictionary
A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.
That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher
Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.
The projectile discharge of seman from the penis
Dude my dick snot got all over my blankets tonight
BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.
NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.
"I made that bitch swallow my salty dick snot when I came!"