Country Dictionary

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head." This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap* Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

A dick that won't get hard..... or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.