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That feeling of overwhelming elation after numerous orgasims provided by a skilled stickman.

Susan was struck dick dumb after a particularly vigorous intimate session with her partner.

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.

Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly. 2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers. Plural: 1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks 2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers Other variations: 1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking 2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker 3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker

1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99" 2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks" 3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!" 4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs" 5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?" Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts" Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"

When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it

#1: you smashed Stephanie? #2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.