A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis
Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better
Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?
"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"
A disturbing and perplexing phenomenon of when someone (usually male) sends another person (usually female) an unsolicited picture of a penis. Said penis can range from fully erect to flaccid or anywhere in between.
Unless emotional contact has already been established, recipients of dick pics will generally only experience negative emotions upon receiving them.
Although unsolicited dick pics are considered sexual harassment, consensual dick pics can be an exciting experience, however, the consensual pictures usually include a full body with the penis.
Betty: "Got another dick pic today on OkCupid, I wonder if they think that ever works!"
Michelle: “That's the last thing I want to see from a dude I don't know. Dicks look weird and I don’t think guys understand that. Dicks aren’t attractive all on their own.”
Can be easily defined as the male version of "sexting" (the art of sending naked and/or nude pictures to another person by way of picture messaging). eg. A naked picture of one's penis sent to another person.
Hey bro, I just saw it on Sportscenter. Brett Favre sent some dick pics to that chick from the Jets.
a picture of a guys naked mole rat that is 95% of the time not asked for and 99.9% of the time not enjoyed 🤢
“david sent me a dick pic last night and let me tell ya, i’m very disappointed”
“i just saw the grossest dick pic ever”
A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.
TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)
Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.
Any picture of Donald Trump.
The media loves to publish dick pics.