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Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

Dick Bib

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.

1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"