A fork of Rural Dictionary
Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"
"Dude.... let us be real here..."
It can be used as a greeting or a response. It can even be used to make fun of people. But it is important to use it loud, often and for no apparent reason.
Example 1:
Danny: Hey do you have any spare change that I can borrow?
Me: DICKS!
Example 2:
Philip: Hey man, haven't seen you in ages, how have you been?
Me: DICKS!
Example 3:
Dustin: I took a shit on my wallet in the toilet today, I'm so angry!
Me: DICKS!
A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
The worst/best bar depending on who you are. Located in Hamden, CT. A place that many underage Quinnipiac University students sneak into.
"There are three kinds of people that go to dicks. Sluts, athletes and freshmen."
-Tron circa 2012
A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.
"baby i need some dick dick dick"