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Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

Dicksneeze

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.

I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?